JALOPY
ALLEGIANCE: AUTOBOT
FUNCTION: GREASE MONKEY
FIRST APPEARANCE: TRANSFORMERS #12
"There's no problem that a little elbow
grease can't fix."
Profile: Jalopy is the most
slovenly and disgusting of the Autobots. He's perpetually covered in
a thin layer of grime, and he always smells like exhaust fumes and burnt
oil. Being elbows-deep in transmission fluid is his idea of a good
time. The other Autobots are revolted by him and try to keep their
distance from him, but Jalopy takes it all in stride. He doesn't care
about what others think about him, only about getting the job done. He's
a top-notch grease monkey, and he prefers to let his work speak for him.
The dirtier he's gotten, the more he feels like he's made a useful
contribution to the cause.
Abilities: Jalopy can patch
up any Autobot, or Earth vehicle, using whatever is available. His
repair work isn't pretty, but it is functional and built to last. As
a vehicle, he travels at 190 mph, often belching thick, black clouds of smoke
as he travels. Since he doesn't care about the condition he's in, he
will often drive through any obstacle to reach his destination. In
robot mode, he uses a shoulder-mounted, heat-seeking rocket launcher and
carries a high-temperature laser welder gun. He uses this gun
in his repair work, but it also serves as a weapon, capable of cutting holes
in Decepticon armor.
Weaknesses: Jalopy is adept
at fixing others, but he never maintains himself. He breaks down regularly
in vehicle mode as a result of this.
STR: 6 INT: 5 SPD: 6
END: 3
RNK: 3 CRG: 9 FPW: 7 SKL:
10
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